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Who Framed Wreck-It Ralph Part 2

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Who Framed Wreck-It Ralph Part 2

Written by Eugene "The Good Wario"

"I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be then me."

All the bad guys then started leaving and went on their way.

Wreck-It Ralph, was rushing out of Pac-Man as fast as he could. He left Game Central and started on his way to the TobiKomi studio. I did not experience this personally, it was later told to be by Bowser.

-[+]-

I was standing on the wooden stairs outside the set of Fix-It Felix Jr., monitoring the door with a guest list in my hand.

"Ah Mario, Luigi came here before you." I stated. "Had something to fix?"

"Yea, I was at MGM to help fix their rain maker. Apparently they mix the water with milk so it shows better on camera."

I nodded in interest and let Mario in. I suddenly heard something fall over and then saw Wreck-It Ralph running towards me. As he got to the stairs, he tripped and wrecked the stairs, causing me to fall over.

"I'm so sorry… It was an acc…" Said Ralph, apologetically.

"It's okay big man…" I comforted. I then looked at the damage caused by the 9-footer. "Phew…They don't call you Wreck-It for nothing!"

Ralph let out a weak smile. "Mm, can I come in?"

"Sure, just let me check the guest list…What is your first name? Wreck-It or Ralph?"

"I dunno, check both R and W to be sure."

I looked under W's first.  Wendell, White Mage, W…. There was no Wreck-It Ralph. I searched the R's next. R.O.B., Robert Zemeckis, R… no Wreck-It Ralph either.

"Ralph… you are not on the list." I stated. This came as a surprise for Ralph.

"Funny…" Said Ralph has he pouted sternly and tapped his large fingers on his shoulder.

"Listen" I said "You go in and sort this out, while I find someone to fix these stairs."

Ralph smiled and then walked through the doors to the set. I found someone to fix the stairs and I entered the set to see what was happening.

The place was filed with game characters and humans all around. Tapper was serving drinks to Link and Zelda. Tails was with Luigi, talking about each other's woes. And in the middle of it all, Felix was standing with the director, Richard Morning, clinking glasses of bubbly liquids. Richard was drinking Moet, while Felix helped himself to some sparking cider.

Game characters drink sparkling cider and root beer, because it's their version of alcohol. A real hard drink would really cause them to glitch out.

"You've done quite a job for us at TobiKomi!" Said Richard to Felix.

"Aw, thank you Mr. Director!" said Felix in his usual cheery way.

Just then, a scream came from Princess Peach and the party split like one of Donkey Kong's Bananas. In the middle was Wreck-It Ralph. He was weakly smiling because of his embarrassment.

Felix was the first to break the silence. "Hi Ralph! How are things?"

"Not bad, not bad." Said Ralph has he adjusted his broken overalls.

"Glad you could make it!" Said Richard.

"Really?" Said Ralph. "It didn't seem to be that way, considering that I wasn't on the guest list."

Richard continued. "Really? Well…mm… you can join us, with or without invitation."

This seemed to make Ralph a little bit happy. The party resumed, yet everyone was a little on edge after that.

I sat at the bar and ordered a root beer, just in case anything else happened. Just then, a woman with blond hair and military armor that would make Master Chief drool sat next to me.

"I can smell a storm coming" she said, as she drank a glass of water.

I sniffed around, and all I smelled was something bad. It kind of made my ears hurt.

"I don't know what you are smelling, but to me it smells bad."

"It's Ralph's body odor." She stated "I can recognize it a mile away."

She got up and started walking to the rest of the festivities. The smell of Ralph was extremely noticeable for the next five minutes, until the smell of cake arrived.

"Here it is!" Said Princess Peach "The Finale!"

Everyone, including myself, surrounded the cake, covered by a platter cover. The pompous princess lifted the cover. The cake had the Niceland apartment building. Felix and the Nicelanders were on the top. I couldn't see Ralph on the cake until I looked down.

My goodness. I must admit, even if I had one drink of booze that night, Ralph would have looked decent.

Ralph was in a pile of mud, angry, and had an expression that made him look like he was (and apologies to anyone who is) mentally retarded. Ralph, the real one, looked surprised at his figure. Princess Peach continued talking about the cake.

"Everyone's apartment is their favorite kind of cake flavor! I asked the whole cast for input."

Ralph chimed in. "Um, what is the flavor of the bottom part of the cake? Mainly around where I am?"

"Um… Chocolate!"

Ralph groaned, "Ugh, I hate chocolate."  He started walking to the bar and Felix called out to him.

"Ralph, what's wrong?"

"What's wrong?...WHAT'S WRONG!? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG. I'M NOT ON THE GUEST LIST, AND EVERY CHARACTER BUT ME HAS HIS OR HER FAVORITE FLAVOR ON THE CAKE! IT'S LIKE I'M NOT EVEN IMPORTANT!"

Just then, Gene, one of the Nicelanders, came up to him. "Important? You are just the bad guy! The antagonist! The fiend!"

"I could be a good guy if I wanted to!" Spoke Ralph, still angry.

"You'll never be a good guy, and you'll never be important!"

What happened next happened so fast that I'll have to slow it down for you. Ralph punched Gene with a punch that would give Captain Falcon a run for his money. Gene went through the cake and crashed into a pile of chairs that were stacked. Gene died, but promptly revived.

Everyone looked at Ralph. A number of Nicelanders and Peach gave him a stern look, Felix looked sorrowful at him, and Richard just winced.

Ralph was still stern after his punch and then left the party.

"I'll show them how important I am!" Ralph said as he left.

"Richard, you better try to console Ralph, I'll fix the cake." Said Felix to Richard. Richard then left the set and went after Ralph.

Sgt. Calhoun did smell a storm.

To be continued.
This is a mystery fan-fic invloving Wreck-It Ralph and a plot similar to Who Framed Rodger Rabbit

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