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DO NOT DISTURB - Mega Man Secret Santa 2023 by The-Good-Wario, literature

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DO NOT DISTURB - Mega Man Secret Santa 2023

By The Good Wario Some rich men came and raped the land Nobody caught 'em Put up a bunch of ugly boxes And Jesus people bought 'em And they called it paradise The place to be They watched the hazy sun Sinking in the sea -The Last Resort from Hotel California The Statler, The Waldorf Astoria, The Ritz, The Plaza, The Bellagio, Caesars Palace, Hotel del Coronado. They were all gone. The Maverick menace had ruined all these famous establishments and the luxury hotel business was a shadow of it’s former self. But still, there was one company that was able to prevail during this period where excessiveness was looked down upon. Abel City, the capital of the world, was home of the flagship property of the Jade Courtyard Hotel. They aimed to be everything that Fawlty Towers wasn’t and succeeded immensely. The art deco aesthetic served the property well and most of it’s luxury was augmented by the fact that due to limited supplies for the less fortunate that their best of the best

Neglected Asimov by The-Good-Wario, literature

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Neglected Asimov

There he lies, blood on the dirt The pain now ends, the end of his hurt But as I stand in my victory I must go face my agony The horrid villain is now slain The source of all unmeasurable pain I cast the die, I made the shot Now I’m doomed with my future fraught The criminal dead, his body burned Leaving with memorial unearned With hands in air, I follow the guard Despite my deed I get no regard Into the cell, my guns impounded Because of my deed, the world’s astounded The news goes fast, right to my rival He comes to visit, to discuss survival I explain my act, the victim cruel I had grown tired of his rule I did his bidding and fought his war But I made a stand and said “No more” With single shot, I heard him scream His face burned off after my beam The tyrant dead, let us rejoice But with my act, we end my voice The visitor just hangs his head “Because of the shot you will be dead No machine has ever killed a soul So you have taken up that role.” “He was a fool” I screamed at

Among Us: A Novelization Epilogue by The-Good-Wario, literature

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Among Us: A Novelization Epilogue

The sounds of beeping and pumping filled the Medbay of the IA base on Polus. Three of the beds were filled with the bodies of the crew of the escape pod. In the corner of the room was the Medbay scanner and the bags that the crew brought with them during their escape. “Will she be alright?” A male voice spoke. “Just let her rest,”a female voice replied “We won’t ask questions until she comes to.” The two left the Medbay and Rachel began to rub her eyes as the noise of the unfamiliar figures had awoken her. She had been undressed, given new undergarments, and put into a hospital gown. She looked at her hands and saw a medical wristband that had information printed onto it. PATIENT: RACHEL JUNO RANK: ASSISTANT MECHANIC-CADET NOTES: INOCULATED “Inoculated?” Rachel wondered. She then took a whiff of the air around her and turned to where the odor was coming from and shrieked at what she saw. To her left was the mutated body of Gary, deformed and drenched in

Among Us: A Novelization Chapter 7 by The-Good-Wario, literature

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Among Us: A Novelization Chapter 7

“Take a look at the lawman Beating up the wrong guy Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know He's in the best selling show Is there life on Mars?” Henry sighed as he drifted off into the black void of space and listened to some final songs as he waited for his oxygen to deplete. He neither tried to breath as little as possible to extend his already faltering lifespan nor did he increase his breathing rate in an attempt to get his doom over with. He would die like a gentleman, without fear or worry about what would be on the other side. “Was I responsible?” Henry asked himself “Did I unknowingly kill my fellow crew members? Was I exposed to the microbes on the planet and have they taken me over? Are they making me ask these questions to sow doubt? Were they conscious killings or not?” The questions bored into Henry’s brain like a rabbit hole as a silvery hope came into view. Radar had previously stated that there had been no other craft for miles but sometimes errors occurred. If

A Maverick Hunter Christmas [MMSS 2020] by The-Good-Wario, literature

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A Maverick Hunter Christmas [MMSS 2020]

A Maverick Hunter Christmas For OmegaGoomy By The Good Wario ’Twas the day before Christmas, and all through the base, The maverick hunters were decorating the place; Their stockings were hung against most of their doors, But a trio of robots were leaving their corps; They had been granted for the happy holiday, Instead of the fighting, the three desired play. In the Maverick Hunter Base within the barracks, X and Zero were cleaning up their shared bunk room before they took a few days off. Due to regulations, they had to pack their armor in heavy duty containers just in case the Mavericks decided to have an assault during the holidays. There was only one time when this happened and the hunters and humans alike were so fueled by rage that their holiday was interrupted that the attack was defeated faster than if you sang all of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”. Initially, most of the Maverick Hunters thought little of the holiday season but as time went on and the

Among Us: A Novelization Chapter 6 by The-Good-Wario, literature

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Among Us: A Novelization Chapter 6

Henry had gone off to the Medbay to put the mutilated and mutated arm of Tommy into the analyzer and fill out two more death reports. Eleanor and Gary were cleaning up the mess of foam in the Upper Engine while Sam, Alice and Rachel cleaned up the vent where Charlie was sliced in half. “Urgh…” Alice said with a groan “Charlie let out a lot of blood.” “You get used to it” Sam said “I saw pints of blood spilled on battlefields often.” Rachel glared at Sam “If you start saying anything about your military career…” “Oh calm down Rachel, I’m not gonna say anything about it.” Rachel sighed in relief, but Alice groaned as she scrubbed the bloodstains away. “Alice, what’s wrong?” The first mate tossed her sponge against the ground. “Why the hell hasn’t anyone turned the lights back on yet!?” The emergency lights were still on and made visibility on The Skeld a pain to deal with. All the electrical devices were working but the main lighting circuit still

Among Us: A Novelization Chapter 5 by The-Good-Wario, literature

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Among Us: A Novelization Chapter 5

“Five…four…three…two…one…zero.” Rachel solemnly watched the timer on her tablet count down to zero as she sat in a chair in the Medbay. Dr. Rodman hung his head as he checked the Intergalactic Date and began to dictate a death report. “This Dr. Henry Rodman speaking. At approximately Intergalactic Date 71920.8, Nurse of the IA Ship The Skeld has died due to exposure in space. Due to to safety and security concerns among the crew after the deaths of Salieri Roux, Scottie Crawthon and Dr. Maxwell Earl Meyerson; we voted to eject her off the ship. We do not know if she truly was responsible for any or all of the deaths and despite the minority of the crew desiring to vote me off the ship, we all begrudgingly dumped her out of The Skeld.” Henry pressed stop on the recording device and filed the document with the rest of the ship’s files. “It’s a shame about Louise” Rachel spoke. Henry sighed as he looked over the analyzer, it was at 98%. “It is, no matter what the

Among Us: A Novelization Chapter 4 by The-Good-Wario, literature

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Among Us: A Novelization Chapter 4

Resting one of the Cafeteria tables was the Pavlovas, almost begging to be eaten. The group had come to a vote that they wouldn’t eat dessert until they found out who or what was responsible for the deaths of Scottie and Sal. Rachel stared at the treats the most and did her best to restrain trying to take one of the tiny treats. She was restless, but so was the rest of the crew. It had been thirty minutes since the oxygen systems were restored and Dr. Max had not come back since then. The remaining crew continued to play their games, stewing under the pressure. Another thirty minutes passed, then an hour, another hour. Charlie had gotten out the Jacks and Ball; Rachel and Dr. Rodman were doing a cats cradle while Eleanor, Tommy, and the Captain were trying to play Kill Dr. Lucky but none of them could even complete the game. Alice was pacing by the large bay window of the Cafeteria, arms crossed and completely unsatisfied. “What the hell is taking Dr. Max so long?!”

Among Us: A Novelization Chapter 3 by The-Good-Wario, literature

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Among Us: A Novelization Chapter 3

“Sal’s DEAD?!” Rachel shrieked, hugging Tommy tight. “Who would want to kill the cook?!” Sam asked, moving the chef’s final creation to the side. “Dinner wasn’t that bad” Henry remarked as he and Louise laid Sal on the kitchen counter. “How can you make jokes at a time like this?!” Alice shouted. “It’s my defense mechanism! If you have a problem with it, take it up with the captain!” “Alright you two, I don’t want another dead body in the kitchen.” The Captain spoke as he went to look over the body. “Poor Sal… he was a good friend of mine.” “Maybe we should check the security cameras?” Dr. Max suggested. “That sounds like a good idea” the Captain concurred “Scottie?” “Yes Captain?” “Go to security and look through the files, print out photos for what happened in the past hour.” Scottie nodded and left for Security on her own. “Shouldn’t someone accompany her?!” Rachel asked “What if whoever killed Sal goes after her?” “We’ll all wait in

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-4-2-nat0-(Fortunato) Chapter 1 [REDUX]

"He's just resting. Waiting for a new life to come" -Henry Frankenstein Frankenstein 1931 On the outskirts of a glistening metropolis there laid an abandoned mansion. The building’s purpose died long ago and has disappeared from the contemporary memories of the people in the city. Those who did care to remember the building have visited the ruin, and then the chill of a spirit that haunted the place. No one knew who that ghost was, but on a clichéd dark and stormy night, the ghost would return to the land of the living as lightning struck the highest steeple of the building. *CRASH!*   Ahh! -SYSTEM CHARGING [***0000

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Robot Rumpus 2023- O'er the Hills We Go! by LadyStormtail1985, literature

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Robot Rumpus 2023- O'er the Hills We Go!

WARNING: This fan fiction contains mild language- read at your own risk! (MUSIC: “What a Surprise?!”- Kingdom Hearts II.5 HD ReMIX- https://youtu.be/Fjih_DVikDQ?si=KdIHyLHLDOnEDPUr) The Christmas season has just officially hit its stride in Abel City, and X, along with Zero and Axl, are taking advantage of a rare lull in Maverick activity to visit the city park and take in the sights. At the moment, it’s still relatively early in the day, so there isn’t a whole lot going on in the park, aside from a handful of tween kids sledding down the side of one of the tallest hills in the park- sipping quietly on a cup of hot chocolate, X smiles a bit to himself, and deep down, he envies the children a bit for being able to enjoy a carefree morning. His thoughts are interrupted, however, when Axl laughs heartily, waving enthusiastically at the kids. AXL: *cups his mouth, shouting at a smaller boy* C’mon, you can smoke those big kids, easy, man! X: *a little startled, but laughs softly* I don’t